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Alice: Whats the old familiarity technique? |
Alice: Whats the old familiarity technique? |
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Wally: It involves spending so much time with a woman that she gets |
Wally: It involves spending so much time with a woman that she gets |
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used to your faults. Its like falling in love but without the |
used to your faults. Its like falling in love but without the |
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expense. |
expense. |
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Dilbert: If I could have made this tobacco lobbyist spend enough time |
Dilbert: If I could have made this tobacco lobbyist spend enough time |
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with me... |
with me... |
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Wally: ...while she was using you... |
Wally: ...while she was using you... |
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Dilbert: ...then maybe, just maybe, the inertia would carry her |
Dilbert: ...then maybe, just maybe, the inertia would carry her |
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beyond the point of being repulsed by my personality. |
beyond the point of being repulsed by my personality. |
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Wally: Then one day if she breaks up with a socially functional |
Wally: Then one day if she breaks up with a socially functional |
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boyfriend, she might be to emotionally crippled to date again. And |
boyfriend, she might be to emotionally crippled to date again. And |
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there Dilbert will be. |
there Dilbert will be. |
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Alice: Why dont you just date a woman who respects you in the first |
Alice: Why dont you just date a woman who respects you in the first |
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place? |
place? |
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Wally: You can do that? |
Wally: You can do that? |
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Revision as of 17:16, 7 January 2010
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Alice: Whats the old familiarity technique?
Wally: It involves spending so much time with a woman that she gets used to your faults. Its like falling in love but without the expense.
Dilbert: If I could have made this tobacco lobbyist spend enough time with me...
Wally: ...while she was using you...
Dilbert: ...then maybe, just maybe, the inertia would carry her beyond the point of being repulsed by my personality.
Wally: Then one day if she breaks up with a socially functional boyfriend, she might be to emotionally crippled to date again. And there Dilbert will be.
Alice: Why dont you just date a woman who respects you in the first place?
Wally: You can do that?
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