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Alice: Whats the old familiarity technique? | Alice: Whats the old familiarity technique? | ||
Wally: It involves spending so much time with a woman that she gets | Wally: It involves spending so much time with a woman that she gets | ||
used to your faults. Its like falling in love but without the | used to your faults. Its like falling in love but without the | ||
expense. | expense. | ||
Dilbert: If I could have made this tobacco lobbyist spend enough time | Dilbert: If I could have made this tobacco lobbyist spend enough time | ||
with me... | with me... | ||
Wally: ...while she was using you... | Wally: ...while she was using you... | ||
Dilbert: ...then maybe, just maybe, the inertia would carry her | Dilbert: ...then maybe, just maybe, the inertia would carry her | ||
beyond the point of being repulsed by my personality. | beyond the point of being repulsed by my personality. | ||
Wally: Then one day if she breaks up with a socially functional | Wally: Then one day if she breaks up with a socially functional | ||
boyfriend, she might be to emotionally crippled to date again. And | boyfriend, she might be to emotionally crippled to date again. And | ||
there Dilbert will be. | there Dilbert will be. | ||
Alice: Why dont you just date a woman who respects you in the first | Alice: Why dont you just date a woman who respects you in the first | ||
place? | place? | ||
Wally: You can do that? | Wally: You can do that? | ||
Revision as of 17:16, 7 January 2010
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Alice: Whats the old familiarity technique?
Wally: It involves spending so much time with a woman that she gets used to your faults. Its like falling in love but without the expense.
Dilbert: If I could have made this tobacco lobbyist spend enough time with me...
Wally: ...while she was using you...
Dilbert: ...then maybe, just maybe, the inertia would carry her beyond the point of being repulsed by my personality.
Wally: Then one day if she breaks up with a socially functional boyfriend, she might be to emotionally crippled to date again. And there Dilbert will be.
Alice: Why dont you just date a woman who respects you in the first place?
Wally: You can do that?
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